i think someone dropped a car on my head

how to have a good night:

first start off by inviting a few pals over

second invite your pals to come with you while you liberate two bottles of wine from publix

now go back to your house and begin the sip sip pass rotation with your bottles of wine.

after the bottles are done. repeat steps two and three.

now lose your motherfucking mind

then eat trash pizza

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